What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

Live and Let Die

Which Shakespeare words have completely changed meaning in modern English?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

I committed the unpardonable sin. God immediately punished me so that I can no longer think like before and my brain is as if paralyzed and does not work. I've tried everything (confession, repentance, etc.) nothing helps. Any advice?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Octopussy

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Short story writers, what is your favorite character you've created and do they appear in more than one of your works?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why won't biden give a last minute deferred action TO ALL undocumented immigrants so Trump can't deport them? Obama issued DACA, why can't Biden issue something similar that protects ALL undocumented immigrants from deportation?

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why are men obsessed with breasts and their size? I don't quite see women being obsessed with the penis - Why is this so?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

A View to a Kill

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

If people in the UK hate Trump so much, why does he own golf courses there?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

What discoveries in AI research have changed our understanding of intelligence evolution?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Is Trump a complete idiot?

Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

What are the coolest new smart home gadgets to upgrade your living space?

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

What are some of the differences between the Democratic and Republican parties? What policies does each party advocate for? What groups do these parties usually represent?